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Same thing different taste
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don't be a pussy they put you under so you feel nothing then the pain is almost gobe
To be somewhat fair "B" and "N" are pretty damn close by on keyboards. Then again, lol gobe. It appears he has gobe in pursuit of the holy spellcheck.
Some people pinch themselves, you want genital trauma. Alright then.
Maybe we should "accidentally" show the world the sextape we made last night Kay. No one will ever question your gender again!
I have a sextape that says otherwise!
It has nothing to with being fair. It has to do with having the intellectual capacity to realize he probably just made a typo, and not believing that he actually thinks that 'gone' is spelled with a B. This is so far into the realm common sense that I feel ridiculous even having to explain this to someone, KaySL.
No vendetta, just stating the truth. I don't know if you think you're being funny or not, but your "commenting style" reminds me of my 12 year old nephew. Although it is funny how you're pretending to get so mad with me... oh wait.
Yes I'm definitely very "intelligent-seeming" Seemingly more intelligent-seeming than you, at least.
Wow, that sucks food through a straw. On the plus side at least you can root out any allergic reactions from taking a bite out of your recovery. You could try herbal pain remedies, although by today's medical standards they're long in the tooth. Your friends will not be enameled with your swollen face but after a few days your smile will shine with a brightness that will fill the cavity in their hearts.
You must have gone tooth the ends of the Earth to find such puns. It didn't really put a dentin my day. One more bad pun and I'll beat you to a pulp. Please, no maw.
your not supposed to use a straw, that's actually the worst thing to do during wisdom teeth removal, it causes a suction feeling which it bad for them, it makes them bleed even more, she needs to use a small spoon, and eat liquids like soup and yogurt and milkshakes, that's all i ate for 2 weeks, even oatmeal, i was well instructed to not use a straw because it's not good for them, because there are holes on your mouth, it will cause even more pain, who told you a straw was a good idea? clearly they know nothing.
Doc, I am sorry this causes such a sore in your mouth. I wasn't looking for such a rotten response from you, but it is good to see you recess back to using puns. You have such clot among us on FML. Steph, Thanks for looking so seriously at what I said. Have you ever heard of a pun?
Unless they were impacted, you should be feeling better by tomorrow. Eating is going to be tiresome though. FYL because that isn't a fun experience even with pain killers.
Dude me too. Even the smallest bit of percoset (or any other narcotic) makes me throw up for days. I ended up just smoking pot through my nose after getting all four of mine removed...it was the only thing that I could take that both worked and didn't make me incredibly sick.
I took two Vicodin when I had all four of my wisdom teeth removed, and almost blacked out on them. It was kind of my own fault, but I've never taken Vicodin since then. I survived just fine without the pain meds, you'll be fine too OP :)
is being allergic to all of them even possible?
wait, seriously? every kind that has ever been made ever? you're allergic to all of them? i mean, i understand when people are allergic to most anesthesia (i can't pee for 24 hours when i get it), but pain medication? i guess you'll just have to keep pleasuring yourself until you pass out. that's my only suggestion.
Often times many pain meds are related…and there is a limit to what the dentist can and will give. Also I think OP means a more long-term painkiller and not anaesthesia.
... i know he didn't mean anesthesia. i was just saying i hear of more people allergic to anesthesia than pain meds. and thus i say, just make yourself feel good the old fashioned way. then pass out.
I’m allergic to most antibiotics so it might be possible for a person to be allergic to most pain killers.
Let's see is there a positive side to this... Oh shit, there actually is! OP. your life still sucks, but as a small consolation, you now have an excuse to walk around whilst screaming "**** YOUR MOTHER!!" and "SHIT BENDERS!!!" (or make your own phrase) at random times in a public place. Studies show that those who swear freely while in intense pain can endure it 50% longer than those who don't. :)
or the ones that can take pain and not bitch about it last longer if u set ur mind to it properly people can withstand alot like meer wisdom teeth pulling pain
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I'm sure you also love it when people sensually tickle your nethers with chicken feathers while singing the soundtrack to "The Sound Of Music," but what does this have to do with anything?