By Ariel - 02/06/2009 12:19 - Israel

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Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
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Ilovelife07 0

damnnn thats rough. forward her a breast enlargement offer

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DarthFurby 0

Haha ouch. Kind of a bitch way to give you the hint.

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Evilbeagle 0

I do hope that she was joking. I know I laughed.

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genius_man16 0

Oh really #9? And how do you come to /that/ conclusion?

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wowyoufail 2

Send back an email saying: **** you passive aggressive bitch.

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FYourSEXLYFE 0

#12 Because knowing how to use your dick makes for good sex. Obviously if your no good at sex, who ever is unsatisfied with your bad sex is "superficial". Everyone likes sex, I don't see the point of calling people out just cause your bad at it :)

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zee209 0

I'm, pretty sure she's joking -_-

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maggy_fml 0

xD!!!! maybe your wife has a great sense of humor

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aback 4

Refer her to a plastic surgeon. It's a lot less risky for her to get her cooter tightened up than it is for you to get your junk enhanced. Either that, or hand her a two-liter bottle to use as a *****. If you want to be nice, fill it with warm water, first.

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