why don't you just talk to her about it? You're married so you guys should be able to talk about things like that... Anyway, she was probably joking. If not, FYL for being married to a bitch...

You people do realize that even if this is true, its a LOT more likely that his wife has a spam virus or whatever they're called? The kind that infects the computer and them spams everyone in the contact list with whatever they're selling? That's probably the reason for what #15 said too. For the op, FYL that you talk to, trust and know your wife so little AND are so insecure that the first conclusion you come to is that your wife thinks you have a pencil dick and, without letting on at all since the first time you used it, decided to let you know by forwarding spam! Brilliant powers of deduction you've got there. Well done sir.

26, what are you talking about?

FOWARD ME THE EMAIL! I gotta try that. :P

She's probably joking or her computer's infected. If it's true, you're married to a superficial ****.

HAHA, she might of been joking though.

YDI for having a small dick

FINALLY! #38 ******* gets it. Genius_Bitch16 needs those pills

Rule of thumb, if you're smaller than your thumb then get the pill. Being small is okay, as long as it is small and fierce... Guessing neither applies

uhhh your names ariel.