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By BadGuyLuck - 25/02/2012 06:33 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML

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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By jadalaheart - 28/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML

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By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Mont-Saint-Hilaire

Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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Saturday 25 February 2012 16:09

You are learning, young padawan.

Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:12

And marry his mother?

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ElricMustang 23

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:15

At least he's got determination. . .

tennisrapper1 14

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:19

Was his name Luke? ;)

iDaniel525 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:42

He didn't know Darth Vader was his father. Until they met, he thought his father was dead. And, he kissed his sister not his mother.

Manganimegrl 16

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:26

Or was it Perseus?

maosquare 18

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:07

No, his name was Oedipus.

KimmieKat 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:22

Lmao that's creepy. Get him professional help

Cavebone 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:23

Were u on a date w Hot Rod?

DJ_YDI 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:31

Hey, in the movie it wasn't his destiny to kill his father, he just wanted to kick his dads ass really badly ... And grow a sweet mustache! Cool beans...

MissMae93 23

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:17

I don't understand why you used "u" and "w". Is it actually so hard to add a "yo" and "ith"?

taywuzhere 11

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:18

A lot if ppl abbreviate words like "you" and "with". (including me) It's not bad to say "u" or "w/" as something a little shorter. No need to hate.

MissMae93 23

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:23

No, but it's annoying and destroys the English language.

MissMae93 23

Saturday 25 February 2012 19:43

You'd be surprised how many college English papers I've revised and proofread that have included "ur" and "lol". This generation uses slang and "text talk" on a daily basis so much that it greatly impacts their ability to use proper English in things as simple as a one page paper. That is where I stand on the subject, which of course you're free to disagree with, I was just replying to the question.