Miscellaneous: Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since...

By BadGuyLuck - 25/02/2012 06:33 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML

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Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By jadalaheart - 28/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML

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By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Mont-Saint-Hilaire

Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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Saturday 25 February 2012 16:09

You are learning, young padawan.

Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:12

And marry his mother?

Comments

Sumo69 9

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:28

That's what guys do when they want to get out of that date it's code sorry but it ture.

Llama_Face89 33

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:52

News to me.

tigereye360 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:15

I thought thats what the bathroom window was for?

AnagenisisZagus 13

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:19

Really? I could have sworn that was only what psychopaths do...Silly Me.

AyaneXx 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:29

That doesn't seem like something you would confess on a first date... third or fourth maybe? That is very bad luck with guys OP, end it while you still can!

Michaelsgirl04 9

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:29

Run while you still can..unless of course you're into that sorta thing, in that case get some help :P

pandm101 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:30

Obviously this man is trying to impress you. All he wants is to wear his fathers skin.

taywuzhere 11

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:30

No.... I'm pretty sure that's not what guys do when they want to impress girls..... Cuz if a guy told me he wanted to kill someone, I'd call the police and move out of the country. Although thats just me, I know that no girl would be attracted to a guy like that, unless their crazy of course.

MickGold 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:35

Run for your liiiife!!! ...Literally. He may be after you too!:0 Btw, I'm sorry for your misfortune. I assure you, you'll find a real keeper one day:)