Miscellaneous: Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't...

By husbands addiction - 26/03/2014 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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By StupidApple - 25/05/2011 00:02

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

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By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 20:01

Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML

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By Kolkata - 05/08/2012 23:25 - Canada

Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML

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By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML

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Rip off

By sourgirl101 - 04/01/2022 04:59

Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML

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Amazon addict

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML

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Nickb55 16

Wednesday 26 March 2014 23:17

If I were you I would also feel bad if it was my daughter who bought it too...

woainishamu 21

Wednesday 26 March 2014 23:16

Never say never to your husband's love for Bieber.

Comments

sporteeholmes01 15

Thursday 27 March 2014 19:50

Bieber's got some good songs now!!!

Alastor13X 8

Thursday 27 March 2014 21:03

Who did you marry? Cleveland Brown?

DatWeirdoDoe 9

Thursday 27 March 2014 22:13

Well, im glad he bought his newer music then his oñd ones right?

FFDP 5

Thursday 27 March 2014 22:20

And there goes his man card.....

DestinyNiya 33

Thursday 27 March 2014 22:50

Parism143, I cannot believe you're a metalhead. Metal is soulful and meaningful.. unlike Justin Bieber and stuff. Smfh.

WeskersSexslave 15

Friday 28 March 2014 1:52

wow. might want to marry a real man

Krb1995 5

Friday 28 March 2014 3:49

Your husband may be gay.

597mph 10

Friday 28 March 2014 4:05

I think we have a problem here...

vagabond78 1

Friday 28 March 2014 9:59

I'd say it's time to find another man, but it doesn't sound like you had one to begin with.

Curlytwirly22 17

Friday 28 March 2014 10:26

It's okay as long as he doesn't make you listen to it that music sucks :/

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