Miscellaneous: Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't... - FML

By husbands addiction - 26/03/2014 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML

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By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

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Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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By Kolkata - 05/08/2012 23:25 - Canada

Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML

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By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML

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By sourgirl101 - 04/01/2022 04:59

Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML

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Top comments

Nickb55 16

Wednesday 26 March 2014 23:17

If I were you I would also feel bad if it was my daughter who bought it too...

woainishamu 21

Wednesday 26 March 2014 23:16

Never say never to your husband's love for Bieber.

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nokturn_fml 11

Thursday 27 March 2014 5:06

I honestly don't think it matters what kind of music you listen too.. 80$? You guys do realize buying ONE song off iTunes or something is usually over at a dollar so it's not to crazy...

amisenho 11

Friday 28 March 2014 17:31

I miss the old days when a song cost $0.99. Music must appreciate in value over time.

sempisaviour 17

Tuesday 1 April 2014 7:11

Hahahahahahahahahahaha #119. Try Emusic, where it costs 70 cents a song.

Nish007 15

Thursday 27 March 2014 5:24

I dont belieb you

Shmatterhorn 38

Thursday 27 March 2014 5:58

Check the contents of his MP3 player to be sure. Then check out his man card.

shorty3313 8

Thursday 27 March 2014 6:54

you dont have a husband, you have a wife with a terrible taste in music.

nmw404 6

Thursday 27 March 2014 7:28

Take away his mancard!

bobsanction 18

Thursday 27 March 2014 10:26

Guess it's time for a divorce.

odysseus6994 7

Thursday 27 March 2014 10:33

You need to get your husband to a U2 concert IMMEDIATELY.

GodKing709 2

Thursday 27 March 2014 12:39

im sorry thats a horrible way to find out your husbands gay

Hutch1965 6

Thursday 27 March 2014 13:53

Apparently you are married to a teenage girl.

sempisaviour 17

Tuesday 1 April 2014 7:08

Hahahahahahaha. That one was golden. I wonder how these people get such good jokes about guys who like that drug abusing pig. Seriously. That's hilarious.

oreoeater 21

Thursday 27 March 2014 14:35

Maybe he bought it for ur daughter and plans on giving her it at her birthday?

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