Miscellaneous: Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't... - FML

By husbands addiction - 26/03/2014 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML

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Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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Nickb55 16

Wednesday 26 March 2014 23:17

If I were you I would also feel bad if it was my daughter who bought it too...

woainishamu 21

Wednesday 26 March 2014 23:16

Never say never to your husband's love for Bieber.

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MacDaddy916 4

Thursday 3 April 2014 5:32

What's so wrong with liking justin bieber songs? If he likes it then good for him. If you don't then don't listen to it. Does it really effect you if he listen to justin bieber? And to all the people who doesn't like justin bieber, ask yourself if you genuinely dislike his music or you just agree with everyone else(sheep)

BlackJesus719 7

Monday 7 April 2014 19:33

People acting like they know beiber personally hAhahaha

gabbyleighb 5

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:03

I love your husband then.

The8Bitwarrior 0

Sunday 25 January 2015 20:58

Wow

hoosiergirl94 31

Tuesday 24 February 2015 23:43

You shouldn't be upset because of the type of music. She has a right to enjoy whoever she likes. I would be pretty upset about $80 down the drain though when you could listen to them for free on YouTube or Pandora

kimespinosa 13

Wednesday 20 March 2019 9:01

Your husband clearly has taste...

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