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By crazyvulva9216 - 27/01/2009 01:17 - United States

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML
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rayray206 0

did you do a shitty job on your nails? oh how i love puns

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GlamorusKaos 1

Lmao .... thats funny as hell

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esklstar 0

haha just thinking about something like that is sooo funny hhahahaha good luck with that!!

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WhyworldWhy 0

way to think that one through next time think before you do something...wait you can only do that if you have a brain. did I piss you off great now go prove you have a brain.

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sammichbitch 0

This is such bullshit. No nail polish takes 30 minutes to dry.

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its_me_123 0

30 minutes?! what kind of nail polish do you have that it takes that long to dry?!!!

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skitzoyd 0

Shouldve painted ur toenails instead

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iwanina 0

oh that sucks... it happened to me once

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NoWayLady 13

ha if u did wipe ur nails would be brown or maybe yellow! and YDI

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TheNomNomRaptor 0

Haha! How do you get that bored while pooping?

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FML4Rachel 0

that is hilarious! (:

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