Intimacy: Today, I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse, the fact... - FML

By Carlee_Casten - 17/06/2014 20:51 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse, the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. FML

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Carlee_Casten 1

Wednesday 18 June 2014 21:14

OP Here! I just wanted to say thank you for the really nice comments :) Just to clarify I am not a person who thinks sex is something that should be bragged or boasted about. I was trying to make an insult less hurtful. They caught me on a good day. Otherwise I wouldn't have taken it so well. But thanks again for the comments and for those that helped my FML get posted :)

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jeffandjeff 22

Wednesday 18 June 2014 8:46

Seems a tad unwarranted but take it how you will.

ill_Will95 9

Wednesday 18 June 2014 8:47

It doesnt matter,OP. Its strongly disrespectful to call anyone that.

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 13 July 2014 14:28

I've noticed that the majority of girls that get called ***** are virgins or have only slept with one or two people.

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