By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
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TheDaveCA 1

This is why courts exist... In court something called "proof" is required. Assuming you're not lying, get a lawyer and start getting witness statements together ASAP.

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BonniePrince 2

I dont believe this FML because cops wouldnt charge you when you have an obvious alibi.

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KekPafrany 0

It is depend on which country... For example here in Hungary can happan similar thing :(

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mmaire 0

@ 71 but this FML is CLEARLY in the US, and here the laws don't work like that.

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Nyx7 24

It often doesn't matter if its logical when it comes to police. Domestic violence, the woman beats the everliving hell out of her girlfriend, and the boyfriend gets arrested. Murderer getting a 10 year charge as someone with weed gets 20. A cop shooting people because of their race, or shooting a dog because of its breed and they get of with a slap on the wrist. The system is flawed

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shalizzz 0

The fact that the police made an accusation does NOT mean it was your fault. It just means you will have to go to Court and prove you have an alibi (or, since you live in the US, I think it's possible for you to prove the DA that you have an alibi and he/she should drop the charges). Don't worry OP, it will all work out.

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SUSAltd 0

I think your being at school counts as an alibi.

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fylseriously 0

snickerdoodles you are really annoying throughout this whole fml site. no one cares about your bs story. if u wanted to share write your own fml

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perfectwinds 0

That would be a personal opinion that I'm strongly disagreeing with. Her story was completely related to the original FML and therefor was relevant for the comment. She may have tried said FML before and gotten nowhere like so many do or she doesn't feel the need to post an FML for something that wasn't so recent since all FMLs need to start with "today." Either way, your outburst at her obviously shows that she's getting to you and you need to step back from the computer and take a breather because nobody online should be upsetting you that much that you stalk them from FML to FML. It's doubtful that I'll even remember your username after this or that anyone else will, either. Is that why you're so upset? She's a big name on here and you most likely never will be. Any way you put it, there are responses to her comment that obviously struck some kind of interest and you, my dear, have only proven your ignorance and loathing to people you've never met. Congratulations.

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Maddoctor 10

Snickerdoodles isn't so much a big name as she's just a grammar nazi. If you want big names, go with mercyFML or Pendatic or blastvortex. Hell, even that guy with his abs as his picture is bigger than Snickerdoodles.

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csf1998 0

did she... it was too long so i didnt read it

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Tinkerbele 1

the story is a bullcrap by law u cNt get charged maybe when u were making the story up u were in lala land and though there's no laws lol

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MissSparkie 0

I agree with #5, and that's as far as i read lol.

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odium2639 0

i dont belive it too, you have proof that you werent there you were at school.

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lonely_heart_89 6

to shaister, what, may i ask, are blaliens?

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Ejigantor 0

Sorry, but I call fake. That, or there's some serious editing going on, like "because there isn't currently a suspect my insurance is saying it's my fault and refusing to pay for the vehicle repairs" And you obviously weren't, like, jailed or anything, seeing as how you were able to post to the site.

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princessjess420 0

they don't usually jail you on suspicion of hit and run, unless you pulled a lizzie grubman and mowed down 15 ppl at a nightclub in the hamptons... esp if nobody was hurt. since the OP is a minor - i think- the cops don't think they know their rights. i have had many run-ins with the police in my day, and they think that telling u that ur goin to jail if you don't tell them what they want to hear is gonna scare you and make u spill the beans. just say the magic words 'I WANT AN ATTORNEY' even if you did nothing. it's funny how it pisses them off cause they have to quit talking to you at that point

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