Miscellaneous: Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns...

By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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You deserved it 2 224

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By Nearis - 16/02/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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You deserved it 56 004

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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You deserved it 2 587

By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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You deserved it 1 734

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 695

It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 04/02/2024 00:00

Today, I got a call from the police informing me that my car was involved in an accident outside my house. At least I can prove I was in another continent when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 78

Busted

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML

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You deserved it 9 099

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 18:23 - France

Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

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You deserved it 48 180

Are you kidding me?

By Anonymous - 11/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML

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You deserved it 632

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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You deserved it 13 769

TheDaveCA 1

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:06

This is why courts exist... In court something called "proof" is required. Assuming you're not lying, get a lawyer and start getting witness statements together ASAP.

Luckster 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:07

Fight it! That's total bullshit!!

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D_dayS 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:35

People are saying that you diddnt report your car stolen, well if it was stolen at the start of your class i doubt that you go outside every 5 min to check if your car is there

ecbfilms001 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:15

stupid cops

HungOverBat 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:52

So your car got stolen and the person hit someone, but decided to return your car to the original spot? Yeah, this post isn't fake or anything...

hotpinklovee 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:17

What if their car wasn't the one involved at all? That happened to my brother. His car was in our open garage while he was SLEEPING. The cops came to our door and accused him of being in a hit and run and that the other person had followed him to our house and saw him go inside 10 mins earlier. My brother and everyone in our house explained that his car had been in the garage for the last 3 hours and he had been sleeping for the last 2. But, he had a teeny tiny scratch on his bumper while the whole side of the other car was smashed in. So what's the logical thing for the cops to do? Tell my brother they're going to take him to jail if he doesn't admit guilt and give him a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident (a felony in our state) apparently.

Tabbykat9698 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 10:44

What part of TN are you in? I live there too and I could help you out for real.

ridengurl 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:25

same thing happened to me!

4toestatue 7

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:01

You killed my dog you murderer!!

mmastermetallica 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:01

PHONEY, this guy is a PHONEY!

uncookedyew 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:47

he's a big fat phony

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:23

You guys are idiots. OP said nothing about being arrested or charged. She only says that they questioned her. The owner of the car would definitely be the first on you'd ask questions if you had no other leads, right?

DizzyDaydreams 1

Monday 21 June 2010 15:50

An FML post doesn't explain the whole story. Maybe the cops thought that she let someone borrow her car so that person (who borrowed) can kill someone. If she is the owner of the car, she should be questioned first because she's responsible for any damage done to it etc.