Miscellaneous: Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns...

By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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By Nearis - 16/02/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2024 00:00

Today, I got a call from the police informing me that my car was involved in an accident outside my house. At least I can prove I was in another continent when it happened. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 18:23 - France

Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By Anonymous - 11/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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TheDaveCA 1

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:06

This is why courts exist... In court something called "proof" is required. Assuming you're not lying, get a lawyer and start getting witness statements together ASAP.

Luckster 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:07

Fight it! That's total bullshit!!

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Jordan_Stub 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:49

i refuse to believe this. you are lying, 100%. no self-respecting cop would charge you without evidence to backup their accusations. They would have to let the case go cold if there was no one else. better luck lying to us next time. asshole.

neko_ceko 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:56

Since when?

meploLol 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:46

they may have ment for damages, I have a friend who was in this situation and her insurance had to cover damages

Nyx7 24

Saturday 27 September 2014 22:22

In case you haven't noticed, self respect (as well as respect to anyone) means nothing to alot of cops these days

Kockdiesel 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:57

this is fake, as a former sheriffs deputy, I know they can't charge the OP

yessirfosho 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:10

Fake. it wouldnt be the OP's fault if they didn't find someone.

Kockdiesel 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:29

shut up Ginger bitch! nothing like this ever happened to you.

retardslayer 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:19

this is so fake whoever posted this has no idea about law

WONDERWB 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:27

Doesn't work like that in any state.

unpossible 26

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:47

OP, have you ever read Christine or seen the movie? You should probably talk really sweetly to your car from now on, you might also want to get it counseling for it's anger issues before some major shit goes down.

unpossible 26

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:09

It's time to grammar nazi myself. Sorry for the run-on sentence. Also, there should be no apostrophe in "its anger issues". I really, shouldn't read FMLs before lunch: I don't even start making sense until 2pm. The proof is in the proofreading, or lack thereof.

sreczek 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:16

ydi for making up a crap fml

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:34

Haha. Yeah, right. I don't believe that for a second. Either they have reason to still suspect you or you're not telling us the real story. Either way, you're full of bull.