By busted - 02/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 331
You deserved it 18 646

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

They'll give you a free toothbrush in jail ;) Make a shiv out of it and cut your roommate when you get out.

Sinamoi 18

Unless you're Aladdin, then it's badass.

Comments

Britt125 16

You deserved it. It's still stealing, no matter what. There are plenty of cheap toothbrushes, perhaps you should be smarter about how you spend your money, because you can get toothbrushes for a dollar or two (may not be the nicest ones, but they do the job) and it's really sad not to have a dollar or two for something like a toothbrush, at least when you can access the internet to post this... otherwise it might be easier to believe you're just going through a rough spot or something. Still your roommate was an ass for doing that, and they should be paying for a new one anyway. Very rude and disgusting behaviour on their part.

zuzupetalsYO 11

At least she cleaned up the horf. Poor kitty.

Altie 13

There's no excuse for stealing!

Everyone saying OP should have made the roommate buy a new brush- you can't actually "make" anyone do anything. It's very possible OP tried to get her to pay for a new one and she refused. Only so much you can do about that. Then the only thing left is to get a new one yourself.

CantusVulpis 12

I can't decide if this is is a YDI or a FYL. Well you could have asked a friend or family member for a dollar...

should have taken money for a new tooth brush from your roommate instead of stealing from the store.

Matty1188 6

At least they'll feed you in jail, OP. They might even give you a toothbrush.

tips on shoplifting? wow! grow up and get a job, maybe then you'll learn the value of earning money. entitlement is so frustrating.

Shoulda walked into a dentist's office and asked for a sample.