By busted - 02/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
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perdix 29

They'll give you a free toothbrush in jail ;) Make a shiv out of it and cut your roommate when you get out.

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Sinamoi 18

Unless you're Aladdin, then it's badass.

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SwaggCapone 11

ok so use hers to scrub your ass

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dsl1123 8

Sorry but stealing is just wrong no matter how small the amount.

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therealNickG 3

How do you afford internet if you can't even afford a toothbrush?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Um, gee. That's a monthly bill right there. So OP probably paid all their bills off only to realize there's not much left for groceries and necessities, got what they could, and then came home to realize their toothbrush had been used for that nonsense. Or, they went over to a friend's house to post this. Think, idiot.

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dwilhelm 7

GET YOUR ROOMMATE TO BUY YOU A NEW ONE!! Come on, people, think!!

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manda1511 5

And why didn't you make your roommate get you a new one??

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daytoday21 10

Um, make your roommate buy you a new toothbrush?

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chellyX92 8

And the reason why your roommate isn't buying you a toothbrush is?

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mad_hatter0666 22

So why not ask your roommate to buy you a new one?

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1_800smackdathoe 2

Dentists give free toothbrushes, now to get back at your roommate

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kimg0885 23

I agree you should have gone to the dollar store. Next time if worse comes to worse just sell something of your roommates on Craigslist to buy your toothbrush!

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