By busted - 02/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 331
You deserved it 18 646

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

They'll give you a free toothbrush in jail ;) Make a shiv out of it and cut your roommate when you get out.

Sinamoi 18

Unless you're Aladdin, then it's badass.

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hiandrews69 29

Use said roommate's toothbrush to clean the toilet bowl. After you take a massive shit.

Study dentistry like I did- then companies will give you electric ones for free :) You'll end up in loads of debt and with no job coz Britain's messed up it's system but I'll always have free toothbrushes :)

How on earth do they deserve this? I'm currently broke enough to pay strictly for gas, rent, food and occasional clothing unfortunately required for my job. If someone destroyed my toothbrush like that and I had the choice of waiting two weeks for a paycheck with unclean teeth while at work and stealing a $2 brand new one, I'd steal for sure. Yes stealing IS wrong and people suffer from it but no ones losing their job over one toothbrush whereas this OP easily could have lost their job for poor hygiene!

ramboman19 8

Too broke for a toothbrush, but not for a device to post on FML??

Shayyyy1111 2

Should have gone to a dentist office and got one for free

You deserve it for getting caught it's a toothbrush for ***** sake how hard can it be to steal hell I've stolen ******* $150 headphones and over 56 games/movies I've stolen ******* game systems and controllers it's not hard at all.

18312 people deserve to be forced to live in poverty for a year.

For a toothbrush? I think that's a pretty good excuse if you can't afford a toothbrush you probably can't afford a lawyer let's be real.