By busted - 02/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
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perdix 29

They'll give you a free toothbrush in jail ;) Make a shiv out of it and cut your roommate when you get out.

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Sinamoi 18

Unless you're Aladdin, then it's badass.

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zues70 4

Your roommate needs to buy you one...then kick your roommate out.

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beachyballerina 12

I'm so sorry, things will get better for you

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Forest_Berry95 6

Toothbrushes are a dollar, I mean you don't have to get the best of best for a temp. brush.

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DylansMomma 9

Your comment : I would have let you go if I caught you. This is so sad But stealing is stealing nonetheless and is wrong - you could always give up internet to buy a toothbrush though.. just a thought.

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heart_aussie_fml 20

You roomate should be the one paying for your new toothbrush !

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carminecris89 13

You should dip her tooth brush in the toilet.

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DRMIKA 4

Clean the toilet with his toothbrush

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Corbin_Nelson 1

Pssshh. Kevin McCallister outran the store clerks AND the cops when he shoplifted a toothbrush.

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lucyricardo 5

There is no excuse for stealing. If you make an excuse to steal for even the smallest item, such as a toothbrush then you are just working your way into justifying more. Surely, you have a friend or family member who would purchase you a toothbrush. Or you call a local dentist, they would probably give you one. Worst case scenario, use your finger until payday.

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cybermolly10 7

Sprinkle baking soda over the spot, pour some vinegar over it. Let it bubble, use a paper towel to get the vomit off, then vacuum to get out the rest.

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