Miscellaneous: Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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Candy Andy

By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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By PoorGal - 19/10/2015 18:04 - United States - New Orleans

Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00

Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML

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By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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By Emil - 20/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

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By oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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You deserved it 2 069

By disappointment son - 19/05/2017 12:00

Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 248

CZWolf 0

Friday 6 February 2009 22:22

oh shit. we're talking about lollipops!!!!

liljon3 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:29

your 25 and can't afford lollipops?

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DohIMissed 6

Sunday 28 October 2012 23:07

Wtf did I read? YDI though.

B5B0N35 18

Wednesday 31 October 2012 3:45

Lol y would u do that

sempiternal80816 9

Friday 31 January 2014 18:36

um, what?

Jxv 15

Monday 9 June 2014 19:23

Oh man, this is legit

fantasyworld 37

Friday 3 October 2014 19:01

Lollipops are good.

TrapTheKing 16

Thursday 20 August 2015 9:15

I can only what you said while getting caught

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I'm not fat! Just well prepared for winter...

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Same thing different taste

Candy Andy

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