And the retard awards go toooo: OP's son

He learned from the best.

If you look closely at OP's name..

wow, idiot indeed. he should have sold them to his friends and made a profit. on a serious note, i hope he got fined or something. its people like him that "helps" the prices go up, so the company can make up for the prices of the stolen item. granted its gum, but still.

If you can't even **** up correctly, then... Well yeah, he's just an idiot.

Lmao. I agree with you. He could have at least sold the gum and make a profit off of it.

Actually, inflation and raising minimum wage makes prices go up.

Don't let him Orbiting around the stores anymore.

Looks like you could use a book on raising children. Maybe you'll do better next time!

He could have been president in Idiocracy....... The movie is coming true right before your eyes

*Slowly claps*

Really no. 2, Really?

He cant wrigley out of this one

If you think it's easy to pull off, why don't you Try-dent?

I guess returning it didn't Eclipse him as a bad idea

I bet he gets Five years.

#58, it is pretty easy to pull off. You simply Stride in and Orbit the store until you've found the desired flavor, then Wrigley your way out of the door.

I pity the fool!!

i guess he doesn't excel in school, since he is that much of an idiot

If nothing else, food for thought

Nobody ever pays me in gum :(

Only if he stole trident layers.

The irony here. It hurts.

I might make typos but at least I'm not anal.

just go away #61

No way. Bugging you is to much fun.

#71 You're not bugging anyone. It's just that each time you reply, you make yourself look like an even bigger fucktard. But if you wanna keep entertaining us/embarrassing yourself, go right ahead.

It wasn't. All the packs of gum were still closed. I was there.

*must have been

He used sarcasm, dummy

Thefmlman2011 - Really? That was sarcasm? To me it just looks like bad grammar. But then again, what the hell do I know about sarcasm and grammar.

Doc knows nothing about grammar and sarcasm because Mrs. Bastard writes his blog for him. Obviously.

Im guessing he thought he can sneak it out he can sneak it back in.