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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
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CockRocket 0

Think how that poor Goat feels. "I was walking around outside today for the first time in a year after my surgery. Even after having one of my Legs removed I still wanted to walk. I finally managed it, then some asshole came running from out of nowhere and fell over me unconscious and I couldn't move for 3hours. I'm now being put down because he threatened to sue." Well, either that or. "I was off looking for some delicious little sheep to bang and someone came and ran into me. Damn sucka got laid out so I was all AWW HAAEEELLL NAW DAWG. I aint paying for no Sheep. I'll just bang this fool while they out of it."

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Omfg I know... That happens to me all the freaking time! Lol.

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enonymous 8

Can you describe your assailant? how tall was the goat? maybe small patch of fur on his or her chin? any tattoos or piercings?

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docscientist 9

The goat didn't appreciate you spending so much on Glee. Especially in this economy.

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

Hate when that happens when I'm jogging through a farm -__-

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Livinia 11

Where were you jogging? In the middle of a farm?

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limblessorphan 4

were you jogging on your hands?

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