By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
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CockRocket 0

Think how that poor Goat feels. "I was walking around outside today for the first time in a year after my surgery. Even after having one of my Legs removed I still wanted to walk. I finally managed it, then some asshole came running from out of nowhere and fell over me unconscious and I couldn't move for 3hours. I'm now being put down because he threatened to sue." Well, either that or. "I was off looking for some delicious little sheep to bang and someone came and ran into me. Damn sucka got laid out so I was all AWW HAAEEELLL NAW DAWG. I aint paying for no Sheep. I'll just bang this fool while they out of it."

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THEmuffinpan 0

Where the hell were you running that a goat laid you out? Did you spit your gum out and some guys in a ballin van screech up and get it?

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unsuccesfulmastu 4

I would give my left nut to have that ballin man van :,)

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marinus_fml 19

I ran into a kid once and accidentally killed it when my knee hit it square in the face. Neighbour threatened to shoot me with his shotgun! kid as in baby goat.

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DRock525 0

calling bullshit on that lame ass story

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leeshxx 3

calling bullshit on u having a better one 104

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cjgqsmooth 0

damn dude you hella strong! good thing there ain't any goats in my area

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cjgqsmooth 0

damn dude you hella strong! good thing there ain't any goats in my area

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CockRocket 0

Think how that poor Goat feels. "I was walking around outside today for the first time in a year after my surgery. Even after having one of my Legs removed I still wanted to walk. I finally managed it, then some asshole came running from out of nowhere and fell over me unconscious and I couldn't move for 3hours. I'm now being put down because he threatened to sue." Well, either that or. "I was off looking for some delicious little sheep to bang and someone came and ran into me. Damn sucka got laid out so I was all AWW HAAEEELLL NAW DAWG. I aint paying for no Sheep. I'll just bang this fool while they out of it."

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ShadyFTW1 0

Wasn't funny. Quit trying so hard.

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stayawakee 0

So with the second one.. the goat is a black guy?

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MakeAScene 4

Your attempt at being funny is almost painful..

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desilovesandy 0

instead of jogging ... You should've start running !?

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givenhope 0

random goat lol k u prob made this up

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