Intimacy: Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable...

By gabormelchior - 23/04/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

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By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By cheesfactor - 19/05/2012 19:50 - Bulgaria - Rousse

Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

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Too late

By fuzzle003 - 13/06/2012 12:47 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML

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Friday 24 April 2009 9:54

you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall

girmonkey 0

Friday 24 April 2009 9:50

Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....

Comments

appleboxes12 12

Friday 22 June 2012 6:50

You should have said 3000

jmcgirl 3

Wednesday 22 August 2012 3:36

That outfit makes you SOUND like a ho, not just look like one. Like if I was dressing up for a pimps & hoes party, I'd wear that!

rainbowteehee 6

Saturday 25 August 2012 6:39

Ah he must have been a really perv ugly guy. Cause that's just wrong to go around asking shit like that.

souljacker 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:04

I hope you told him that escort girls charge by thw hour, pros by the service(s) provided! lol

alliem199521 10

Tuesday 2 April 2013 4:31

I dunno what u expected. That sounds prostitutey.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Friday 20 September 2013 21:14

so how much?

Suaria 38

Friday 13 December 2013 2:37

According to the internet in New Jersey which is where this woman came from, it is around 40s-60s in April which was when this was posted. Coming from California I find that cold but probably much colder in the winter in NJ. By April time over here it is 70s-80s and this clothing many people wear in California.

Red98 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 5:33

Dress however you want! You thought you looked cute, that guys obviously just a judgmental person!

TheNotoriousHGC 15

Thursday 16 April 2015 1:58

It sounds like a cute outfit! You never know; sometimes people are just crazy. It really could be nothing to do with your outfit. Either way you should wear what makes you happy and if people are gross then it's their problem. It's not your job to please everyone out there by wearing the perfect outfit which would never be agreed upon.