Intimacy: Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable...

By gabormelchior - 23/04/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

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By fuzzle003 - 13/06/2012 12:47 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML

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Friday 24 April 2009 9:54

you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall

girmonkey 0

Friday 24 April 2009 9:50

Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....

Comments

Evee_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 18:19

Maybe if you didn't dress like a cheap barbie themed hooker this wouldn't happen And i don't mean the bare legs and arms i mean the colors pink skirt silver heels white tank top? really?

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 24 April 2009 18:20

Please don't let a perv make you dress like a Muslim woman. The rest of us enjoy the view.

angelsnarrows 0

Friday 24 April 2009 18:27

what was he doing popping viagra? three hours?? sounds like a cute enough outfit. maybe the skirt was too short. I dont know maybe he was just going out on a limb. You'll be fine though.

Amkii 0

Friday 24 April 2009 18:29

Well? How much? Did you tell him?

sammie2 0

Friday 24 April 2009 19:06

that outfit makes no sense-- what's with the silver strappy heels? to walk in? that's what hookers do. normal people in heels drive. it signifies the fact that we don't need to parade ourselves around for money and crack.

MrJentipede 2

Friday 24 April 2009 19:08

YDI for dressing like a hooker.

Mui 0

Friday 24 April 2009 19:13

I just want to say - the definition of an "adorable" outfit is extremely subjective to the individual. So, I think in your case, you might want to try and redefine what you think "adorable" is. YDI.

crystalballzzz 0

Friday 24 April 2009 19:19

cute pink skirt, white tank top.. silver strappy sandal HEELS. doesnt sound adorable to me. sounds like something that came out of the 90's

Occam 0

Friday 24 April 2009 19:29

lol at #73 It's the "silver strappy sandal heels" that probably gave it away.

hayleykaulitz 0

Friday 24 April 2009 19:37

Rule: NEVER wear an outfit that shows a lot of leg and arm, AT THE SAME TIME. If you're going to wear a short skirt, wear along shirt. Otherwise, mistakes like this happen.