By gabormelchior - 23/04/2009 20:07 - United States

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Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML
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you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall

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girmonkey 0

Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....

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blue_cheezbox 0

um... of what you described, you looked like a ho. Don't be such a ho...

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lexi_lu 0

i really, REAALLLYY hope you are like UNDER the age of 12 walking around in that get-up, in which case you SHOULDNT be travelling to the mall alone to begin with.. but really, i didnt think it was even legal to make pink skirts in adult sizes-ugh.. and silver strappy sandals..with heels? to the mall? what the ****? the only thing worse would be some big clunky lucite sandals..i wear sweatpants to the mall for the most part, its THE MALL .. and i dont know where people get fashion advice from these days or where you even buy shit like this but its pretty much known IF youre gonna wear a tiny shirt and a tiny skirt , and IF youre not a victoria secret model walking down the runway, and IF its day time , youre gonna look like a who-er.. and its not even what you were wearing, but where you were wearing it, the time of day you were wearing it &most of all the color scheme-OMG.. im a fan of cleavage and legs, but not at the same time, and not in pink or spandex, i cringe at the thought- and PUH-LEASE stop defending her outfit and blaming the weather, i doubt the skirt was chanel and the sandals were definitely not manolos, and IDK where you live but i doubt its 100 degrees and even if it WAS, that doesnt mean its okay to wear a bathing suit around, so most likely she looked like a *****, and a cheap one at that.. she clearly has no fashion sense with a pink skirt laying around in her closet- and in the wiinter she probably throws some WHITE leggings underneath it- GROSS

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littlemisslee 0

I guess what you think is "adorable" is considered "slutty/*****-ish" to the the majority of society. It's not your fault prostitutes where the same stuff. Consider wearing those particular pieces of clothing with more conservative things... or, at least, not together next time. We all know that's not what you were going for. It was innocent. I should know, it's happened to me before... just be lucky you weren't in Detroit like I was...

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vicious_fml 0

I bet that guy was just an idiot. I'm sure you looked cute.

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beany212 0

I'M ON A BOAT MOTHAHFUCKAH TAKE A LOOK AT ME

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missus_butter 0

Wow, is it really a fashion no to expose both arms and legs? You know, some people live where it's really hot. Like where I used to live, last year there was a heat wave in February that rivaled summer temps. Saying arms and legs bare when it's hot is a fashion no is like saying one shouldn't wear a parka in a blizzard. It's stupid. And that man was obviously a pervert.

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blackxmortals 0

Like omg cause of course when I guy is being a promiscuous asshole, it's definitely the girl's fault for just walking down the street. You guys are so right! =D Assholes.

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paulfolio 0

nothing wrong with dressing like a ****. more power to you!

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