Miscellaneous: Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 01:29 - United States

Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML

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You deserved it 8 096

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By LALALALA - 29/05/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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You deserved it 48 852

By mylifeblows - 19/08/2010 06:15 - United States

Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML

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You deserved it 8 496

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 01:26 - Israel

Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

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You deserved it 10 319

By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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You deserved it 50 260

By ThisPerson - 19/05/2011 10:11 - Canada

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

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You deserved it 6 685

By Noname - 26/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

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You deserved it 9 144

By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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Don't yuck his yum

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML

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You deserved it 1 100

By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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Forever alone

By forever alone - 27/03/2022 16:00

Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML

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mercifulbane 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 10:02

be proud of what you do!

yahoowizard 16

Sunday 24 November 2013 10:04

Nothing wrong with that. Unless you're wanting to do something else, in which case you should do that instead.

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miggles 16

Wednesday 27 November 2013 1:31

Ain't nothing wrong with that Op (:

Muttley9 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 5:35

Turbo is better :)

xlaunch 4

Thursday 28 November 2013 3:44

Sounds like a good time to me!

shouldveSeenIt 2

Thursday 28 November 2013 8:00

I so know what you mean... FML

dark_angel4121 12

Thursday 28 November 2013 8:18

And what's wrong with that? I'm 27 and I think those movies are awesome!

manuel3272001 6

Friday 29 November 2013 2:38

whats wrong with that?

IIIIIIIII 7

Saturday 30 November 2013 14:51

Those movies are awesome!

natywantspeace 7

Wednesday 4 December 2013 20:43

I'm 30 and would have been just as excited! Young forever!!!!

hopson32 5

Monday 9 December 2013 16:27

SATURDAY NIGHT AND I HAVE NO PLANS SO IMMA STAY HOME AND DO THE LONER DANCE

shotgun_girl 17

Tuesday 29 December 2015 21:31

YAY! That sounds great!

j_inks23 19

Friday 21 February 2014 17:08

Nothing wrong with that OP

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Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

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Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML

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Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

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Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

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Today, I went to the hospital to visit my grandfather. That's where I tripped over a loose cord in the hallway, resulting in a fractured elbow. I ended up in the emergency room and didn't even get to see my grandfather. FML

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Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

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Today, I was in an Uber with a friend I hadn't seen in 7 years. I was just catching her up on my daily life when my Uber driver decided to chime into our conversation and kindly inform me that: "[I] should be a stand-up comedian." He literally thought my life was a joke. FML

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Same thing different taste

Don't yuck his yum

Forever alone

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