Work: Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 02:00

Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 22:01

Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 15:00

Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML

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By firedofbirthday - 14/02/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 19:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the day before I was supposed to go back to work after I got sick, ended up in the hospital, and primary doctor put me on medical leave, I got fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 19:33 - United States - Little Rock

Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML

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Saturday 4 September 2010 1:23

what a dick boss

pieintheface 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 1:25

your (ex)-boss is an ass

Comments

drrumbe02 3

Saturday 4 September 2010 2:30

sounds like a lawsuit

gunner83 1

Saturday 4 September 2010 2:31

stay in school! then you can miss all the work you want

cbroxs17 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 2:38

No day but today

Kawaiichan42 3

Saturday 4 September 2010 6:26

lol Rent...Love that movie :)

StitchedBear 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 2:40

You're boss sounds like an idiot. Be happy you're not working for someone like her anymore. Hopefully next month her horoscope tells her to jump off a bridge.

romanceaser 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 2:45

make up a fake horoscope and in it write " luck will be with you, so jump off a cliff!! and send it to her

destineydeon 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 2:46

maybe your boss was just lookin for a reason to fire you and the opportune moment arose. (:

christyxoxo 8

Saturday 4 September 2010 2:52

that sucks! but thats why it's good to be the boss, op.

AzWolf 5

Saturday 4 September 2010 2:58

Sucks to be you! Maybe if you work long enough, you'll be the bad ol' boss and take time off when you want and fire workers who don't show up for work without permission first!