Work: Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML - FML

By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 22:00

Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML

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By Lexiebear27 - 19/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

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By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By jingle - 25/05/2012 11:18 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

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By anonymous - 24/04/2013 04:55 - Germany

Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML

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By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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By myworstday - 05/04/2016 01:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML

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By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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By unemployedaussie - 23/06/2016 12:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML

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By zacharynedley - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

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ATSViper 15

Wednesday 2 January 2013 12:06

Smile more!

irateyou 9

Wednesday 2 January 2013 12:09

Try Sneezy next time.

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Ishq786 12

Wednesday 2 January 2013 13:28

Call Snow White on him!

bwzwally8 15

Wednesday 2 January 2013 13:28

Think positive man. Turn that frown upside down.

nycwrestler 17

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:22

Op is a woman

kenoswild 14

Wednesday 2 January 2013 13:32

do you own that grumpy cat?

buckdharma 36

Wednesday 2 January 2013 13:35

I'm sure you'll find another shitty job then sit there acting like a snob But don't worry ( don't worry op ) BE crappy

JiggyBoo123 11

Wednesday 2 January 2013 13:39

Tarder Sauce? Is that you?

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 2 January 2013 14:14

It takes work to look cheerful, so I feel for ya, OP. I'm also surprised that they didn't try to counsel you on trying to plaster on a less grumpy expression before firing you.

gigi26 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 14:51

Wow ,

wolverine47 10

Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:01

Do you work at Disney World?

micahdunk 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:13

Sounds like someone might need a happy pill!

StEpHiE1226 12

Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:14

Is that legal??!? Sue em op

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