Work: Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 22:00

Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML

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By Lexiebear27 - 19/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

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By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By jingle - 25/05/2012 11:18 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

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By anonymous - 24/04/2013 04:55 - Germany

Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML

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By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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By myworstday - 05/04/2016 01:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML

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By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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By unemployedaussie - 23/06/2016 12:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML

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By zacharynedley - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

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Wednesday 2 January 2013 12:06

Smile more!

irateyou 9

Wednesday 2 January 2013 12:09

Try Sneezy next time.

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A100893 30

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:30

You must be squidward.

kabza 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:43

Maybe you do look grumpy!!

NamelessDisease 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:55

Grumpy cat? Is that you?

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 2 January 2013 21:56

I really doubt this is the whole story. You've probably received and ignored plenty of warnings about your attitude before this happened.

Lexyy17 18

Thursday 3 January 2013 10:53

This kind of thing does happen, and no there sometimes are no warnings in advance if your boss is an ass hat who sides with ass hats.

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:25

Just rub some Vaseline on your teeth and you're good to go.

Olivia_73 4

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:49

Grumpy kid.

lisakin 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:54

You must be the grumpy cat's owner!

pattayarick 8

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:22

Get a lawyer. Even us grumpy people have a right to work

lilrye115 8

Thursday 3 January 2013 0:56

Join a union?

suckstobehuman 10

Thursday 3 January 2013 2:10

Cheer up, buttercup! Moral of the story.

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