Work: Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 22:00

Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML

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By Lexiebear27 - 19/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

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By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By jingle - 25/05/2012 11:18 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

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By anonymous - 24/04/2013 04:55 - Germany

Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML

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By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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Miserable

By myworstday - 05/04/2016 01:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML

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By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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By unemployedaussie - 23/06/2016 12:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML

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By zacharynedley - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

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ATSViper 15

Wednesday 2 January 2013 12:06

Smile more!

irateyou 9

Wednesday 2 January 2013 12:09

Try Sneezy next time.

Comments

kingsian 15

Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:15

You should've turn that frown upside down

zingline89 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:25

I've heard this before and am curious in your expert opinion, are those numbers actually accurate? Or did you pull them out of your ass? And if you did, please tell me how many muscles it takes to pull something out of one's ass.

zingline89 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:32

Yikes, this was supposed to be a reply to Doc's comment, sorry.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 January 2013 18:19

Nah, I pulled those numbers out of my ass. The actual number depends on how big you smile or frown, how you smile or frown. Oh and it's 74 muscles to pull something out of your ass.