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that definitely shows how business-like your boss is..what a prick
Your boss really valued you! Your way better off good luck!
Nineteenth!!!
By default!
NINETEENTH
The internet: Allowing people to be ******* since the 90's. Also, allowing people to look at ******* since the 90's.
Doesn't being fired require some paper signing and such? I think your boss just told you that you didn't have to come in and you figured if you tweaked the story it would be a good FML. You lose :)
go into work tomorrow and kick your ex-boss in the nuts
And the "I wasn't even online" part means he wasn't, but found later when he checked his messages. Reading's pretty great, you should try it some time!
Yeah, you don't need that kind of "management"... messed up
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Could that be because you're a werewolf who lies about his location?
I hope your boss did it while using one of the ridiculous winks that are found on MSN. Nothing says "you're fired" like a silly creature who died from pushing the same Atari button repeatedly.