By stupiddddddd - 08/07/2009 07:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 642
You deserved it 9 047

Same thing different taste

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hotbabemagnet 0

Wish I've even got that far... :)

Are you sure it was HIS phone number and not one of those fake ones? Just gotta be sure =)

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Every once in a while you see an FML so dumb that it just ruins the rest of the FMLs posted that day for you. This is that one.

grungecat 0

XML is a programming language.

Um. XML would be more accurately described as a 'data language' or 'markup language.' An XML file is closer to a Word document than a program, which is what a programming language creates. It's used to store data, not to represent actions. (the data can itself represent actions, but some other language has to read the XML and interpret 'actions' from that in order for that to work) The distinction probably doesn't matter to anyone who isn't me though :-)

fmlxxxx 0

there is no distinction. any 'distinction' is just stuff someone made up so they'd have something to bullshit on about during IT courses

It's the difference between a noun and a verb...that is *not* a semantic difference.

Yes, and we could explain the difference between HTML, CSS, XML, and the scripting languages used to construct dynamic websites (e.g. PHP) but to what effect? This isn't Digg, saying it's a "programming language" or "formatting language for websites" should be enough for FML.

leos1991 0

When a girl makes a move on a guy it's 1 millionX easier then when a guy does it to a girl. If u really wanna hook up with a guy just put yourself out there

Lol XML is what the iphone/ iPod touch auto corrects when you type FML.

Well then shouldn't you be happy instead of bitching about it on here?

Don't listen to all those other comments. I see where your coming from. I think it's cute. I like the girls who wait. So... Where you live? What you look like? How old are you? You seem like a sweet girl and I need a date too. Lol. I'm serious.

soundmind311 0