By Anonymous - 14/09/2014 16:38 - Ghana - Accra

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 645
You deserved it 20 850

Same thing different taste

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Plot twist: you don't even have a goldfish, but you have got a very wet dog...

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EmilyEAB 8

so nice you were concerned about your fish :)

Solution: don't get high. (And thus bring on the onslaught of down votes. -.-)

OP is in Ghana. He / she may be high on something else . What I really wanna know is ... what does a barking fish sound like , exactly? Does it make bubbles when it barks underwater? This raises so many questions.... Truthfully, this FML is hilarious and totally made me laugh . Thanks, OP! :)

probably. I'm in Ghana and these people can't tell the difference from weed or a flower

You deserve it for trying the hard drugs! You cant achieve such effect on pot!

If you're talking about smoking pot for the first time you're lying because it takes a few times.

JCal585 8

Drugs are bad. Marijuana is not a drug. It is a plant.

Are you sure your not smoking salvia? Cuz I used to smoke pot and had strong stuff but never hallucinated