By Anonymous - 14/09/2014 16:38 - Ghana - Accra

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 645
You deserved it 20 850

Same thing different taste

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Plot twist: you don't even have a goldfish, but you have got a very wet dog...

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We had a duck cookie jar, when we were teenagers and my brothers friends thought the damn thing was quacking. He said "I could've sworn that duck just said 'quack, quack'" Needless to say, they took the weed from him.

Who said he was hallucinating? He could've been in the room with the fish, and there was a dog barking outside somewhere. Easy explanation. I used to smoke and have/had no tolerance to weed and completely believe this could happen. I've gotten high enough that normally common sounds distort and make no sense and it's hard to decipher them.

You deserve it after the first three words

Epickitty58 29

Good job finding that damn good weed. At least the vet didn't question it or call the cops, and just was concerned. FYL, OP. It's like drunk dialing. You never know what's gonna happen.

Everyone assuming it was weed... I don't do drugs of any sort and even I know weed isn't the only thing to get one high...

Slover1995 9