By Anonymous - 14/09/2014 16:38 - Ghana - Accra

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML
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Earths_Venus 25

Plot twist: you don't even have a goldfish, but you have got a very wet dog...

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Klima_fml 29

I'd like to get myself one of those, if you could tell me where to get a barking goldfish?

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foxwasalamb 24

this cant be a "your life sucks" this is just righteous man

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laden_swallow09 34

Righteous to make yourself a fool? Yeah, riiiighteous, mon!

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False_Stupidity 41

This story sounds a bit fishy to me. You've got to be barking mad and even a bit dopey to do those kinds of drugs in the first place. But at least your vet was entertained!

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sawapee 21

You are not supposed to have hallucinations when you get high on weed.

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marcus369 9

normally if its your first time, you shouldn't be taking hard drugs anyways so people assume it was weed

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rannerbananer 8

I would have loved to be the Vet and receive a call like that...

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Khaleesi_26 30

Once again I'll say: Drugs are bad mmkay!

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AFaye3964 17

Are you sure you werent smoking something else? ive never been so high that i thought my fish was barking

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glabberfasted 16

OP didn't even say what they were high on.

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otumboo 10

i don't know what kind of weed your smoking but it does not make you think your gold fish is barking . Hope your dealer didn't lace your shit .

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