Miscellaneous: Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML - FML

By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By ifpigsflew - 04/10/2010 23:31 - New Zealand

Today, I got hit by a Salami log thrown from a car; its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML

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By Snuffles - 24/04/2019 18:00

Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML

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Oh nose!

By Fried. - 14/05/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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Le Epic Bacon

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 21:30

Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML

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By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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Bacon lovers unite

By punkiebrew - 16/01/2021 02:01

Today, my oven door fell off when I was trying to take out the bacon I was cooking. Why? Nobody hates bacon. FML

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By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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Big tasty

By reisz618 - 31/05/2019 07:00

Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML

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Barf

By rawr_ily96 - 24/05/2020 08:00 - United States

Today, I was struck at home with a stomach virus. My dad, being an occasional insensitive smart-ass, decided to cook some bacon, sit right in front of the couch I was lying on, and eat the bacon. Last time I tried to eat bacon with a stomach virus... Not pretty. FML

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showtimen0w 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:11

This is a good thing, not an FML. Everyone loves bacon.

mtc4ever 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:12

I'd eat that shit

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TROLLINshitUP 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:15

first

Twunt 14

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:15

Funniest FML ever. @girlpenguin - way to make it better.

convectuoso88 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:33

Stop whining you ******* pussy.

convectuoso88 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:35

Stupid FML, posting my comment twice.

NoobHat 6

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:40

I wish stupid FML's didn't get put on here.

honokasa 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:40

Why did you let it hit you in the face?

Stealthx5 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:43

**** you mods. **** YOU TO HELL for posting stupid ******* FML's. my fml is waaaaay better than this piece of shit. wow, you got hit in the face with bacon. big ******* whoop. true or not, this FML IS SHIT. this site was slowly going down the drain, and now, its speeding up.

ThatTrafficCone 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:44

What's wrong with that? you should be happy...

bloodyrebel92 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:50

and that is an fml how? it's bacon.. get over it

bonesbaby 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:51

Haha. That made my day:)

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