By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML
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buckeyed 20

Easy fix: all she has to do is use her mouth!

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LindsayxMoore 18

Wow. I think you need to have a talk with her!

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ultra_notorious 26

at least she's not getting railed in your home, hopefully there's no love juice being left behind on your furniture!

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AngelLovesDerby 10

Ha! What a *****...

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FlendtDK 16

Why are everyone here in shock about her giving handjobs? it's a completely normal thing to do at that age, this isn't the 1800 god dammit

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ArtistKs 12

Teach her how to give them properly

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shotgun_girl 17

I understand giving handjobs and/or being sexually active but how is it that she "can't" stop giving them? Did the boy hold a gun to her head? Was it a hostage situation?

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