By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML
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buckeyed 20

Easy fix: all she has to do is use her mouth!

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LindsayxMoore 18

Wow. I think you need to have a talk with her!

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stanjohnson 11

I have never understood getting a hand job. If that's all she is going to do I would rather she rubbed my back. I can't reach my back.

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mandyk5918 12

You should beat her ass for being a *****

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looney_mc 4

Where's the line yo

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slinger_101 2

Least it's not mouth sprain. Be thankful

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cougar41 8

So your daughter is a ****. Your so proud you thought you would share the news internationally ??

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IGaveRickUp 15

Have you asked Jesus if this is ok? Because if he says it's ok, then it's wrong. Or maybe it's the other way around... I don't know, I personally have a problem trusting hippies.

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kborneman 2

Uh, what? Did she show up and find her daughter with a line of guys waiting for service?

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