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By Tired - 05/08/2010 18:38 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML
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wildpepper 5

maybe you should lock the door next time she leaves the house to check the mail and then laugh and go back to whatever you were doing when she wants back in.

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UsernameHere015 0

break in and beat the bitch ass. Prob solved.

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doglover_427 0

don't you own keys? why not go get a set of keys made? YDI IMO

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jvanevery 19

the bitch locked the deadbolt cant be opened from the outside

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tharrnacker 0

She did it five times. She will do it again. Hide a sledgehammer outside somewhere. Next time she does that, use it on the door after waiting just enough time for her to fall asleep.

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mynameisal 0

ydi for being a female

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mr_miyagi 0

YDI for making your parents split up ps your adopted

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tohaveandtohold 0

gosh she's a bitch, just break a window

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Bloxygen 0

fifth time!?! fyl but ydi for failing 5 times

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hedgehogs 0

What's going on that you haven't discussed this with your father or that you have, and he hasn't intervened?

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reddwarf_fml 0

lol ok well the fact that ur 33 and don't pay rent. or buy food shouldn't figure in that equation. lol. ....just saying

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