By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 790
You deserved it 10 416

Same thing different taste

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I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.

zidane312 0

If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.

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im not homophobic or anything.. but mick jagger isnt hot no matter who you are

I saw you and thought that was great! Didn't you also dance like a ballerina? Don't be too embarrassed!

oh my god haha thats never gonna be let go sorry kiddo

Jokermon 0

lol, i wish i was in ur skool, so u didnt knw u werr gay b4 den? lol @ #66

Did you mean to say Mick Jagger? Do you actually find him hot?

lmao 64!!!!! @61 that is what google or wikipedia is for... and true to 63, also old homicide cops know how to do it, but they passed a law not too long ago where witnesses who've been hypnotized aren't allowed in court, so they stopped training for it, but their are still some old cops who know how to do it.

Hypnosis is not a valid technique for court material because the person tends to patch the holes by making up stuff. Alot. The bias and made up ''memories'' hypnosis gives with even a slight hint of self-suggestion, or suggestion from cop, pretty much makes the witness' testimony worth nothing. It's like testimony under torture : It's not valid court material in any respectable court of justice. But hey, since torture to acquire testimony is legal in USA, maby made up testimony under hypnosis can be too. *roll eyes* Seriously, medieval time is over, fix your legal mess.

well... it's true!!! they should be glad you have good taste.

Darenator 0

it's not so bad. learn to laugh at yourself a little :) people do all kindsa crazy shit when they're hypnotized and this isn't any different.

lol mick jagger is cool and all, but this isnt even a matter of being gay or straight, im sure you can do better than mick jagger lol, rolling stones are good though hahaha.