By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML
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ericbrat20 0

I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.

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zidane312 0

If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.

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Phiz 0

Haha. Man that must have been embarrassing. Don't worry this is just another fun story for your life to tell others. To all the skeptics, hypnotizing does indeed work. I was once skeptical myself until I saw it first hand a few years ago at my high school grad night. Probably 15 students or so volunteered and of course not all of them were hypnotized but at least 10 of them were and they were doing the actions without hesitation. The timing for their actions were perfect so I know it was definitely real. Of course to make it easier to be hypnotized, they had to start this at 4 AM when we were all really tired so that the minds were more relaxed and prone to being hypnotized.

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Gaston_fml 0

Mick Jagger is ******* awesome. Go you!

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kellosaurus 0

Two years ago a group of us were hypnotized in front of our senior class. There was a segment called "Making Out with the Stars" and we all had to choose a celebrity and pretend to make out with them. I choose Denzel Washington, and I'm a 100lb white girl. The only black guy chose Hilary Clinton.

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liltarock10 0

haha was this at L.I.U?

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jSOPURE 3

#33- Chuck Norris FTW. I sense a BROmance. :)

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nicolew111 0

So the truth comes out... Kind of a shitty and embarrassing way to realize your preferences... Maybe you're just... open minded? Or maybe you confused 'hot' (as in sexy) with 'hot' (as in popular). I hope you figure out what you want in life, sir!

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frackle 0

Even hypnotists will admit that it doesn't really work. You can't "hypnotize" someone who isn't completely open to the idea, and most forced information is made up on the spot. Either way, there is a relevant reference to the musical Hair here and I don't know why no one mentioned it, and you're homophobic.

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PlayItLoud25 0

Dude, that sucks. Don't take it to mean your gay though. I'll admit there are guys out there who I would say are pretty attractive, but thats just more of an envy thing. I'm not attracted to them, I'm attracted to chicks. When your hypnotized, your bound to say anything. Do you like The Rolling Stones? Could be something in your mind trigered that and caused you to say Mick Jagger. At least you can laugh about it!

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