Transportation: Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed...

By RoxMySox - 25/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 440

You deserved it 6 715

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By cupcakelady127 - 23/03/2011 11:25 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 287

You deserved it 17 181

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 252

You deserved it 931

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 063

You deserved it 2 786

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 510

You deserved it 92 596

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 823

You deserved it 204

By it'sabitwindy - 09/12/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 560

You deserved it 3 165

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 720

You deserved it 2 615

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 276

You deserved it 4 152

By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 225

You deserved it 75 610

By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 316

You deserved it 56 488

caancoha 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:08

If you're American, sue the company! That's what we do.

CallMeHush 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:12

Do you have to remind yourself to breathe every now and again?

Comments

theanonymoose 3

Friday 25 December 2009 10:36

Again, how so many people can vote "your life sucks" is beyond me. You weren't paying attention to the road, and had a crash. Y-absolutely-DI. It doesn't matter if the sign was flashy, or said "pay attention to the road" rather than something like "free sex" - you weren't paying attention to the road.

lickmyjock 0

Friday 25 December 2009 12:26

Let me guess, a woman.

flashback.miss 28

Friday 25 December 2009 12:35

lol nah not even a human with half a gnats brain could fail this much yo

teamwork 0

Friday 25 December 2009 12:55

This is what kills me about the drivers in this country. Your immediate priority is what is in front of you- not the signs on the side of the road. If there's a car in front of you, you may consider keeping more than an eye on it. Sorry about the collision, hope everyone came out alright.