By oops - 15/07/2012 05:34 - United States

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Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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onlychildFTW 33

Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.

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I_Hug_Cats 26

well it is called oral SEX for a reason...

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ChattyKathy0502 2

I agree that oral sex is sex. I mean it's kind of a given. However, I do not believe that you deserved it. All these morons saying that you deserved it because you opened the door by arguing that it wasn't sex are just that... Morons. It doesn't give him the right to go stick his dick in someone's mouth. Regardless it's still cheating. Kissing is sex by any means but if I see my boyfriend kissing someone you better believe I'm going to rip him a new one. Even if he was trying to prove a point it was still wrong. He could have went about it a different way. We have technology now look it up or something. Even still it was a debate or an argument whichever it was all opinion based. Dump his ass and tell your sister to get her shot straight and stop being a twat.

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jessica53139 10

I can't believe your sister would do that to you

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jokinghazard 3

I don't get why so many people said you deserved it on this one, it's not your fault he cheated

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jmcr 27

What i dont get is how the hell op deserves this?

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g_moonaayy 10

Ahhh, but he wasn't having sex with your sister.

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Thekbking 11

the hoe deserved it if she doesn't think its a typebof sex. its called oral sex for a reason. she prolly just wanted an excuse to cheat on her bf.

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MissLily_fml 4

Sorry but you deserved this;). Your bad for saying oral sex is not sex...;). Lol unreal.

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ajs1987 15

I believe you must've known that he was a tool beforehand. Therefore I must ask, what did you think was going to happen?

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xxreikoxx 31

I never took any sex education classes in any school that I attended, and even I know that sex is sex, no matter what hole is used. My only sympathy is that I hope you're no longer dating him, even though you set yourself up to be cheated on. OP, you fail and really deserved that.

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