By oops - 15/07/2012 05:34 - United States

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Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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onlychildFTW 33

Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.

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I_Hug_Cats 26

well it is called oral SEX for a reason...

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kait314 6

Your life does indeed suck but he did find a great loop hole...that doesn't mean you shouldn't kick him and your sister in thier 'loop holes' ..

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iamsami24 5

No matter what the situation is, no one has the right to cheat on someone else, even if it's "not sex".

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iamsami24 5

Why the f do you need that information?

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spaija 8

i dont understand why eveyrone is blaming the boyfriend. hey, hes not her husband. hes not even her relative, let alone close relative, like, you know, brother, or sister. you can always dump him, for whatever reason, he doesnt owe you anything and you dont owe him anything. but your sister, well, shes the devil here. next time try dating one with siphilis and tell him that oral sex is not sex, your sis might be surprised and get a revenge she deserves ;)

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sofiery 9

I don't understand why so many people seem to think that by saying that oral isn't sex, OP also implied it wasn't cheating - or are people just not reading FMLs correctly nowadays? And why do so many people seem to think if it's not sex, it's not cheating?? Sorry OP, you did not deserve this!

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MrsAlexander83 10

Oh yeah because it's just called oral SEX! I look at it this way-- if you can get an STD from --it's sex! Well...I think he was just proving your belief on the definition wrong!

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jjmeow 10

You can get an STD from kissing if they have mouth herpes. I don't think kissing is considered sex.

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jjmeow 10

WHY are there more YDI's than FYL's? Are there really that many idiots on this site?

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grannygruber 6

You gave him permission when you said it isn't sex. If it isn't sex then he didn't cheat, can't have it both ways!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Kissing isn't sex. Yet if you kiss someone else while in a relationship, newsflash, you're cheating.

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freelancejouster 4

Cheating is anything that creates intimacy with someone you're not in a relationship with. Or anything that your partner is not okay with.

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loungecat 1

Cheating in any intentional way is cheating what a jerk! And anyhow, what about gay sex?

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stiffler1221 0

I think cheating is anything your afraid to tell your significant other

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