Intimacy: Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or...

By oops - 15/07/2012 05:34 - United States

Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML

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By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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Creepy

By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 19:17 - United States

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

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By thegirlwiththedumbassbf - 23/03/2016 22:58 - United States - Camarillo

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

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onlychildFTW 33

Sunday 15 July 2012 12:31

Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.

I_Hug_Cats 26

Sunday 15 July 2012 12:32

well it is called oral SEX for a reason...

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hateevryone 14

Wednesday 18 July 2012 5:08

It isn't considered sex but it is a part of sex.

HeartOfLead 24

Friday 20 July 2012 4:30

FYL OP, he was sneakily asking permission all along. That bat rasterd!

FirebirdF350 7

Friday 20 July 2012 16:41

I'll say you deserve it, not because he should have done what he did, which was indeed tasteless and wrong, but because, you won, you won your argument, and by the way, on the ticket you get for performing oral sex while driving, it is called 'committing a sex act' it is sex, so your boyfriend kinda obeyed the age old law, the woman is always right, he was just much more twisted in proving you correct. Now, I must quote Gleeson 'POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER'

aznfromramsey 6

Friday 20 July 2012 17:25

He's a lucky guy...

OoPookaBearoO 8

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:26

If I was in your position, I'd grab your sisters head and shove your boyfriends woohoo all the way into her throat until she chokes and dies, then I'd cut it off and shove it down his throat.. .--. I keed! :/ That sucks tho :( ditch that manwhore!!!! :o FYL indeed.