By Anonymous - 26/05/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
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Nadron 21

"May thy milk be blessed for thy thirst." Amen.

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fakedsincerity 32

Oh dear. Tell her to do some Google research. Also have a milk related joke: Why is milk the fastest food? Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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TheNewGuy03 28

It would be interesting indeed if she looked like a... ...cow.

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cek727 16

So what does she think ultra pasteurized milk is??

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LaLince 40

she's a keeper. dumb chicks are sexy.

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Ichiya 29

Dumb anybody needs either taught better or isolated so they they don't spread it.

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THEDUDE1553566 24

I'm Jewish and we don't have pastors, we have rabbis. And she has some right ideas on making food kosher. Yes to make food kosher it must be blessed by a rabbi but it must also not be a shell fish, insect, cannot have milk and meet together, ect. That is how good is made kosher, and has nothing to do with pasteurization

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captainsmegma 12

I thought pasteurization was when the cow was put out to pasture before milking.

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