By Anonymous - 26/05/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
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Nadron 21

"May thy milk be blessed for thy thirst." Amen.

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fakedsincerity 32

Oh dear. Tell her to do some Google research. Also have a milk related joke: Why is milk the fastest food? Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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nitrog100 21

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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rlak111 19

Wait I thought that's what it meant?

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saffy66 34

Google is your friend and the final arbiter in situations like this one. Don't argue,just go with the umpire's decision!

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the_steven 6

if you're gonna stay with this idiot, please pasteurize your genitalia.

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Abhinow 7

i hope she doesn't believe that oral sex is two people vocalizing sex sounds.

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mattbaker 17

dump that dumb girl. she's stupid

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gsam99 20

That's nothing to argue over.. If you got into a literal argument over something that stupid, I really don't think you're going to work out relationship wise.

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