Intimacy: Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 20:01

Today, my wife demanded that I cut all ties with my best friend, just because she doesn't like the jokes he tells. Now she's bitching that she's upset because his wife, who she works with, is talking about her. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 13/01/2021 20:01

Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so having a friend nearby is a huge win for her. What my wife doesn’t know is that her new friend keeps hitting on me, and has already sent me unsolicited nudes. FML

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Permission granted and rejected

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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Make your mind up

By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 01:58

Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML

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By Irrationalwife - 31/03/2019 00:00

Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML

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Healthy relationship goals

By leapfrog998 - 05/08/2021 14:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML

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Not sure that's how it works

By Julisna - 16/09/2021 20:00

Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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What are you doing?

By Noname - 20/02/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

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Sounds like a sitcom

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 16:00

Today, I had to warn the decorator we hired to stop being inappropriate with my wife or I’d fire his ass. Turns out not only is he gay, like super gay with his husband on Facebook, he’s also my wife’s old college buddy. He started crying on our sofa and my wife hit me with her handbag. FML

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Saturday 14 January 2012 23:21

well OP what's more important to you? your pride and masculinity, or getting laid? START UNDRESSING

Jakesterk96 8

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:51

Get a lesbian and make her your best friend, problem solved.

Comments

hateevryone 14

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:08

get a lesbian best friend and see how she feels about it.

tattooedcowboy 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:13

Face it shes cheat with him who is not gay

OhHushDear 11

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:56

#37 I am confused by your choice of words. "Get a lesbian." Like they're an item, and not a person. Nice.

OhHushDear 11

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:58

#37 I am confused by your choice of words. "Get a lesbian." As if a lesbian is an item, and not a person. Nice.

RamenForTheWin 10

Sunday 15 January 2012 3:37

What the **** are you saying? Do you need a crash grammar course? Because I know just the guy for the job....

kyarush 10

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:16

That should be followed with "I want a divorce"

sandinthewaves 5

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:16

Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it!

loveyourhate 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:30

Do you know why people voted thumbs down on your comment? Cause it was idiotic.

yousodi 10

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:32

Lol it is true tho haha

TahoeFMler 22

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:00

My husband and I laugh and say that exact phrase to each other! Sorry some people don't get the joke!

loveyourhate 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:17

A woman's number one accessory is her gay bestfriend. :) but seriously.

btstig 11

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:38

That's strange because my wife's number one accessory is my dick, not a gay guy.

MurphyS94 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:08

Hm...I think my gay best friend would be slightly offended if I called him an 'accessory'...

emilyjgraham 34

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:18

I don't understand why everyone is saying about this being his wifes fantasy. I mean yes it might be but it sounds to me like she's just saying it for his comment about her and her best friend hanging out.