By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 19:26 - United States

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Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML
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k8izgr8_fml 0

well OP what's more important to you? your pride and masculinity, or getting laid? START UNDRESSING

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Jakesterk96 8

Get a lesbian and make her your best friend, problem solved.

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bostongirl77 5

Gay bestfriends are the best! You get the girl without the drama.

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bostongirl77 5

Gay bestfriends are the best! You get the girl without the drama.

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effedml 5

Gay men are nothing but drama...that's what makes them so much fun to hang out with!

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RamenForTheWin 10

That's a stereotype. My friend Roman is gay, and acts just like a guy except he talks with us about guys and has a wicked adorable uke giggle.

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brianjman14 22

As a person who's gay, I can safely say we are still still fun to hang with if we aren't all about drama. Myself, you would never expect I'm gay until I told you. A lot of my friends thought I was joking until I confirmed I was serious. We're not all about drama. :P

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dukeunidude 4

Well, when it gets awkward while giving the strip tease, talk about the first thing that pops up.

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MeLuvBewbs 7

It's not gay, when it's in a 3 way!

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blizbiggy 0

That made me laugh so hard. God i love that song

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KRS_13 0

I was just singing that song as I looked though the comments!

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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5

sounds like quite a relationship you got there

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Twitch92 7

I don't see the issue with her spening alot of time with her gay best friend, unless it interferes significantly with your relationship. Her requesting this of you is waayyy out of line though. It would be like you telling he that she has to strip for your male friend that finds her attractive if she ever wants to see you naked again. It's ridiculous. Tell her it's never going to happen and prehaps appologize for your attempt at controling her life a little.

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