Miscellaneous: Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I... - FML

By c-mack - 08/09/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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Hard to bare

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By Momma - 19/06/2010 07:47 - France

Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML

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Go Team!

By Gayer men’s team - 02/11/2017 04:00

Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML

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Insecure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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By brannie - 30/01/2012 00:26 - United States

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

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Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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joHnnycsU 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:26

So....why did you have naked pictures?

BurpusMe 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:32

It's called "password protection", next time look for a phone with this feature.

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lisaloise 3

Thursday 10 September 2009 6:12

YDI for having nude pics of yourself. Like, duuude. You really LOVE yourself that much? XD

timboLDS 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:30

that really FN sucks I know a hand full of girls that send pic mail by phone of themselves naked to BFs but you gotta remember to delete them!!!

Svartaren 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:17

Duh, don't take naked photos of yourself in the first place!

goldenferret 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 19:54

It's been said, but I'll say it again. YDI for taking nude photos of yourself. And keeping them.

antonioohama 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:13

That's why you *lock* your phone you dumbnut.

FarFromHome_fml 17

Tuesday 22 March 2016 22:23

How do you know the thieves didn't crack the code?

imanethesmart 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 12:31

Today, my child sent me a bare naked picture of themself. and...I KIND OF LIKED IT!!!!FML...literally

SirJamie77 7

Sunday 28 March 2010 16:33

Hahahaa Fav'd

maddiesonnn 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 4:58

well id b worried... if my mom or dad were on my phone xD

noob945 0

Friday 17 December 2010 8:48

;)

solofx12 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:37

Your a **** tard why the **** would u even take nude pics o yourself your ****** a perverted BTW:good luck tmorrow u ****** ****

SilverStarr 7

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:18

People like you should just shut the **** up. OT: Dumb. Just plain dumb.

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