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By c-mack - 08/09/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By Momma - 19/06/2010 07:47 - France

Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML

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You deserved it 30 777

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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By brannie - 30/01/2012 00:26 - United States

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

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You deserved it 46 360

Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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You deserved it 713

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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You deserved it 72 989

joHnnycsU 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:26

So....why did you have naked pictures?

BurpusMe 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:32

It's called "password protection", next time look for a phone with this feature.

Comments

i_am_Amsler 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:51

why do you have nude pictures of yourself? you fap to them or something? stupid! YDI!

Ranoona 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:57

I dont get it. Why do some people have naked pics of them selves? i mean whats the purpose?

simplyapril 4

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:01

YDI op, and I call fake because if you didnt have a phone to know they sent it to all your contacts you would probably not know!!!!!

fckaduck 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:07

Heh, that's good stuff. :D

LatinoHeat 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:19

YDI for getting jumped by The Clay Aiken Biker Gang.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:48

Your fault for having nudes of yourself.

orchids_torturer 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:01

his contacts.*

Dreamworld_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:09

There are a good number of people who keep naked pics of themselves on their phone to send to the people they are dating at the time or to send to their boyfriends or girlfriends in long distance relationships. Its not uncommon and I always say if you got it flaunt it lol jk : P OP: But seriously every freakin phone has a phone lock password type option. Use it next time ; )